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rick roll

To mislead someone by taking them to the a rick roll video, instead of taking them to the one you were talking about (not related to the rick roll video).
Person 1: Here's a video that shows proof that ghosts are real!
Person 2: Thanks! *clicks on link* GOD STOP RICK ROLLING ME!
by Lala92 June 17, 2007
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jelly roll

This is what happens when a woman's bra is too tight for her chest, so all her extra backfat gets pushed above and below the band of her bra (similar to muffin top).
Her bra was so tight, she had a jelly roll.
by Pax M July 24, 2007
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turd on a roll

"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!

had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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coin rolling

Coin Rolling:
Another phrase for male masturbation.
Worker #1: Where is Mark?
Worker #2: He's coin rolling in the bathroom again.
Worker #1: Yeah he's an out of the closet coin roller, no doubt.
by JonJon386 January 13, 2009
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lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!
by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015
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Snicker Rolled

When a manager at your company sends you a seemingly serious email, but it's actually just a picture of a Snickers bar... because Snickers bars are delicious.
Dear <so-and-so>,

Could you please look over these accounting figures...

<giant picture of snickers bar>

HAHA! You got Snicker Rolled!
by LezTastic July 21, 2011
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Rolled on impact

1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.

2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.

Also see flaccid on impact
1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!

2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.
by klaus__ October 16, 2008
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