log rocket

a fat meaty penis

My boy John has quite the log rocket. You can see the imprint through his shorts!

by bigboi10928 August 29, 2022

alabama pop rocket

The art of masturbating with the help of fruit.

Guy 1:I alabama pop rocket all the time.
Guy 2: Same here!

by analparkinsons August 10, 2015

Spartan rocketing

When your balls hang out of your speedo/underwear

Woh that guys balls are humongous, he’s crazy at spartan rocketing

by OG spartan rocket July 4, 2025

Bottle Rockets

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.

Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass

by DipSwingle May 26, 2025

Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

rocket man

When your doing doggie style and instead of pulling out you cum in her and then snot rocket on her ass.

I was fucking this girl last night and pulled a rocket man and now she is pregnant. Lol

by Boat Taint March 19, 2020

cowboy rocket

A Hip Or Up To Date Old Person

John Joe Is A Cowboy Rocket Thinks He Knows How To Use A IPhone

by Little raccon June 11, 2017