Raw Ring

A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.

Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.

by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019

Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.

Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Ringing for ransoms

Calling somebody to partake in a type of sexual intercourse, however only for one night

I’m going to be ringing for ransoms tonight

by GOAT MAXMUS August 16, 2018

Buzz Ring

Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.

In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.

by LargeBear February 26, 2008

tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

O-rings

when you're taking a dump and after the first flush, the toilet floods and the long turd with the tip sticking out of the water paints circles on your buttcheeks as it's spinning around

sorry i took so long in there, had to do a bunch of paperwork regarding some O-rings

by Big_Brown_Brat November 28, 2021

Rachel Ring

An annoying little girl who cant control her self and begs for gummy candies constantly. Her only friend is Jesus. She wears nasty retainers that are almost as gross as her soul. Shes an all around repulsive person please stay away from her.

Ew, you know Rachel Ring?

by Los Me October 2, 2017