poop jerker

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"

by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008

sun poop

A sun poop is when you take a poop in the sun or on and Sunday of a sunny day.lol

I took a sun poop today and it felt great .

by Mina smith October 11, 2017

poop wind

Farts conjured only when having to poop. They are the result of nothing else but the turds themselves.

Being stuck in an elevator with an obese man with a serious case of poop wind can turn hostile.

by Steve June 8, 2003

poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

poop shwag

the opposite of dank weed.usually called the poops or just shwag.

whenever my nigga carl ghost rides his whip. he always get down on the poop shwag.

by g'ed up from the f'ed up May 19, 2006

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

poop and shoot

Explosive diarrhea in conjunction with violent puking.

I ate some of yo mama's nasty fish and it made me do the poop and shoot.

by StankyCrotchahole March 5, 2010