the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
Get the bus driver mug.A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 9, 2018
Get the Bus pusher mug.Guy 1: Yo I just gave my man a wett slush bus, he slurped that shit up like it was gods piss!
Guy 2: Wow, sounds delicious.
Guy 2: Wow, sounds delicious.
by katiosfingers August 26, 2021
Get the Wett slush bus mug.Someone who or the act of throwing someone under the bus without them knowing. Another form of dry snitching.
by Bmack1842 January 26, 2021
Get the Shadow bus mug.Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.
by monkeyballs113 August 26, 2009
Get the Riding the bus mug.This meme comes from a 2018 vlog by MindofRez where his younger brother Jayden boards a school bus and MindofRez says, “Jayden’s bus is here, woah.”
In late 2025 the clip went viral on TikTok, spawning edits that exaggerated the moment with music, effects, and jokes about the “short bus.”
Some viewers find the joke offensive because it seems to make fun of disabilities by using the “short bus” reference.
In late 2025 the clip went viral on TikTok, spawning edits that exaggerated the moment with music, effects, and jokes about the “short bus.”
Some viewers find the joke offensive because it seems to make fun of disabilities by using the “short bus” reference.
Person 1: “Bro, hurry up, Jayden’s bus is here!”
Person 2: “Nah, not the short bus again—stop playing!”
Person 2: “Nah, not the short bus again—stop playing!”
by da.biggest.b November 4, 2025
Get the Jayden’s Bus is Here mug.Nova Bus is a Canadian transit bus manufacturer headquartered in Saint-Eustache, Quebec. Nova is owned by the Volvo Group.
The company has roots in the General Motors Diesel Division, which opened in 1979. Nova Bus was established in 1993, by Nova Quintech, through the acquisition of Dial Corporation's transit division which consisted of Motor Coach Industries and Transportation Manufacturing Corporation. Volvo took partial ownership of Nova Bus in 1998 and complete ownership in 2004.
The company has roots in the General Motors Diesel Division, which opened in 1979. Nova Bus was established in 1993, by Nova Quintech, through the acquisition of Dial Corporation's transit division which consisted of Motor Coach Industries and Transportation Manufacturing Corporation. Volvo took partial ownership of Nova Bus in 1998 and complete ownership in 2004.
by worldfamousdish August 28, 2025
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