Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

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Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

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Taking her handy

Doing fuck all at work or school. Taking it easy

Taking her handy today hai

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

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take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

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Youtube double take

(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.

John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.

Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again

by Jimmy McJimmers September 18, 2012

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