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The Mod God

The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.

The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.

In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.

To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.
Hey dude, did you see the Mod God’s latest cloud?
by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023
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Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.
A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.
by SilentSong September 28, 2019
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smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy
Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.
by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017
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God It Up

When an unlikely, rare or miracle class event occurs and someone describes it or adds arguably fictional/misleading description that it suggests that it was an action (a) God must have caused or been involved in without any due cause to believe it was interaction by (a) God.

It is used in the same sense if God was replaced with the word pimp. To pimp it up to make it more exiting or a food more varied/sharp by adding extra to it. To God It Up is to describe it in such a way to try and create religious fervor from it.
Person A: Hey I heard that Mary has been going around saying she survived that car crash due to God answering her prayers. What do you think?

Person B: Meh, she's just God It Up a little.
by Comando96 July 17, 2011
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Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.
Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant
by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018
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freshi god

by $angria20 November 21, 2019
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ZA GOD

Za god is one Who tops all smokers quality in any cypha.Za god aka Bolognaman aka James Davis
I've never tasted anything so good and strong every since I Smoked with the Za god!
by TWERKGUARD February 10, 2022
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