real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you

“yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”

by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019

Real Life Jim and Pam

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

by RiceAndRecordStores August 29, 2018

Blowed up real good!

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

a bitch on some real shit

not talking to other niggas OR bitches and is focused on you and check .

Damn I need a bitch on some real shit bruh

by moneeybabby March 2, 2017

real up human

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.

I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call a friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

is the one piece real

Papi mami papi tuhtthutth

papi is the one piece real??

by Aosofoepppaytimsnfnkf August 29, 2022

To get real dallas in this bitch

1.To get on another level
2.Go physco
3.To threaten to blow people up
4.Something you dont ever wanna be called

To get real dallas in this bitch just have a girl break up with you and threaten to blow her up

by Aka mr make it rain June 27, 2008