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by MacW October 28, 2003
Get the blow jobsmug. N: The event when the inner seam of your pants split, tear, or blow apart due to extreme friction.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.
"Steve has such extreme crotch blow out in his Raw Denim 316 jeans from panning for gold and riding horses all day"
"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"
"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"
by ShBeeze November 13, 2013
Get the crotch blow outmug. When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.
by AJAJAJAJAJ February 28, 2009
Get the Bicycle Blow Jobmug. I played the song; Blow my whistle in the background.My girlfriend is the best. I ate her out the best i could, then we had the best sex ever. But even though she was exhausted, she still blew my whistle amazingly well.
by fuckmebabyonemoretime January 8, 2015
Get the Blow my whistlemug. A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.
I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
by Boola Boola January 25, 2011
Get the Fireman's Blow Jobmug. Male 1: Dude this morning I came down stairs and my girlfriend made me some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls.
Male 2: Nice.
Male 1: Yeah and while I was eating one she went down on me!
Male 2: So what you're saying is she gave you a Pillsbury Blow Boy?
Male 1: Precisely.
Male 2: Nice.
Male 1: Yeah and while I was eating one she went down on me!
Male 2: So what you're saying is she gave you a Pillsbury Blow Boy?
Male 1: Precisely.
by Stewy The Toucan November 19, 2011
Get the Pillsbury Blow Boymug. The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.
Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?
by Chronomancer July 30, 2009
Get the Hi-Low Blowmug.