minesexual

When your minecraft homie starts to try to get girls in minecraft and have sex with them. Basicaly that one gay kid in class who cant get a girl in school so he plays minecraft and makes a fake profile for himself.

Person 1: Oi do you know that kid who goes to the library every day during recess and lunch and plays minecraft?

Person 2: Oh yeah hes a minesexual, he plays minecraft to get minecraft GF's

by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018

Minefield

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Minecraft

It’s better than fortnite.
Prove me wrong.

(Jimmy if he plays fortnite)
Dad: JIMMY GET READY FOR YOUR DAILY BEATINGS!
(Jimmy if he plays Minecraft)
Dad: JIMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SON!

by I’m not job anymore April 15, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft

Your mum fucked A Minecraft and ate the shit

by BigBigBiggerBoy June 24, 2019

minecraft

similar to the holy grail is not a form of cancer unlike its rival fortnite

hey wanna build a giant dildo in minecraft

by yeetus my dudes July 6, 2019

Minecraftboss545454

(Commonly referring to the ScD,) a stupid prick who runs something into the ground. Constantly acts like everyone is lesser than himself, and he's the single best person in existence. Also has no sense of humor.

Have you ever had a Minecraftboss545454 boss?

by niggerboss545454 August 29, 2019

Minecraft

If you play minrcraft, you're most likely graduate with maxium honors, live a successful life, and steal your friend's girl without trying ;)

"He's so cool and hot, he must play minecraft."

by Gamerboy80 September 2, 2019