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Quinn's First Law

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.
If we take away guns from the people, there will be less crime.
by FunkyFender February 4, 2004
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Best Friend-In Law

When you become best-friends with someone through marriage.
My best friend married Maya's best friend, so now we are best friend-in law's
by Dangeriam December 9, 2009
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The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.
Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.
by thebreakofday May 6, 2009
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Law of Gus Johnson

The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.
by Your all idiot's April 20, 2011
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The Maple Bacon Law

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.
If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.
by E. Flynn October 1, 2012
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Smolka's 2nd Law

Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.
Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.
by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009
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One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009
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