Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009

No finger February

Guys have no but November women now have no finger Febuary

woman may not finger themselves on no finger February

by Blister919 December 2, 2019

Finger Roulette

Finger Roulette is a game you play whenever you are in a vehicle with terrible suspension and on pothole-riddled roads.

Each player takes turns digging in their nose trying to get a scrap of whatever they can find. A player loses when they hit a pothole hard enough to jam their finger up their nose or until someone gets a nosebleed.

"Dude, John lost Finger Roulette last night after he jammed his finger up his nose so hard he was knocked unconscious."

"Bro doesn't this game sound too dangerous to be playing?"

"Lmfao nah, wanna join?"

"Sure"

by IridEssence January 20, 2022

finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.

Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.

by mikedyl November 9, 2012

Kelty finger

A STD created by a dirty ass bitch named kelty who sucks on her fingers after enduring days of rough unprotected sweaty sex.

That musty bitch got that kelty finger

by Thiccassbutt February 24, 2021

Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.

Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.

by corporate crayola August 2, 2019

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011