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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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eating some crap

"Eating some crap" or "eating crap" Is a sentence of a person eating an untitled food,
usually it is to say the thing they're eating doesn't matter, usually a snack or a food
you'd eat just to stay replenished.
"Hey what are you doing?" Long Whang asked. "I dunno just eating some crap." Dick small said.
by duck_human February 1, 2021
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cat eating day

this day we celebrate eating cat (pussy), all females will get they coochie ate this day, it better don’t be stinky though.
(Let me eat the cat today Shawty, is national cat eating day.)
by shawtyquan September 22, 2019
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Eat foot day

On January 18 it’s eat foot day!
Friend:hey
You:hehehehe it’s eat foot day
Friend:uh oh
You:nom nom nom
by Eat foot girl December 9, 2020
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Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones
1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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I’m eat the page

When you get red all over the page, there is only one thing to do. Eat page!!!!!!
“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”

“Bro I’m eat the page ngl”
by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021
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Eat Shit Bob

A common greeting among the Scottish diaspora of eastern Bulgaria.
Mahala: Eat Shit Bob!
Barley: Bob Eat shit!
by Saul315 October 28, 2022
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