Depressing 

All dark blue and shit.

This is depressing, dude.

Depressing by Your father-in-law, Bob March 21, 2025

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

major depressive disorder 

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

major depressive disorder by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

espresso depresso 

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

espresso depresso by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022

Gubermantis Depressiceps

My favorite frog

The government is Deprecciceps (Gubermantis Depressiceps)

Gubermantis Depressiceps by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024