The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
by BalduccisBalls May 20, 2011
David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021
Damiano David is literally THE sexiest man alive. I wish I could literally teleport him in my room. He has the best voice in the world. Damiano has the best fashion style in the whole world. He is so kind and sexy. Damiano is such a gentle soul and is very outgoing. When you listen to him sing, you become pregnant immediatly. He has the best tattoos in the world. I want Damiano David to be the father of my kids for sure. No man is sexier than Damiano David. What makes this gorgeous sexy man even sexier, is the fact that he is fucking Italian. Like what the hell. He can't be more perfect.
Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3
Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3
*Searches on Google sexiest man in the world*
"Damiano David <3 "
*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!
"Damiano David <3 "
*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!
by Chickens_meow May 10, 2022
a man who could play a biker in a dark comedy indie film.
OR
somebody who makes a good sandwich.
OR
the guy everybody wishes was their dad.
OR
somebody who makes a good sandwich.
OR
the guy everybody wishes was their dad.
"a david j. wilbur would be dope for this part"
"yo make me a david j. wilbur wich"
"that guy is way cool. he's a total david j. wilbur"
"yo make me a david j. wilbur wich"
"that guy is way cool. he's a total david j. wilbur"
by vanillatruffle December 04, 2013
by FuckDavid225 August 29, 2020
AN ABSOLUTE STUD. nothing stands in Deryns way so beast at everything including snorting illegal substances and MC Pat Flynn. Everywhere Deryn goes is an instant party. he is the heart and soul of the party the party is lifeless without Deryn. Has a great taste in Music with MC Pat Flynn topping all of his playlist. such a hero and inspires everyone to be a better person. GREAT GUY
Look over there its Deryn David Maguire. You know the guy with the nice legs and is sooooooooooooo fit.
by IM NO IAN May 07, 2020
Stone David Carter is an angry, dominant beast who is close to breaking the chains and fucking your 100 people. He loves azns and is constantly found in the shower waiting for boys to drop the soap so that he can molest your asshole until it is completely worn out. One warning when meeting a Stone David Carter, don't frrrt he don't like faggets
by aznalacks June 09, 2019