Chuck Norris

The reason why waldo is hiding.

Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris

by -----Enter pseudonym here----- November 27, 2010

Chuck Norris

1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.

"OH MY GOD IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! RUN!!!"

by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009

chuck norris

The shit, every shit, everything around the shit, everything on the shit, the shoes that have stepped in the shit, the shit on the shoes, the smell of the shit, the flies that eat the shit, basically....the shit.

Chuck norris doesnt need an example

by beeb the destroyer February 20, 2011

chuck norris

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.

guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.

by Poundface February 5, 2010

Chuck Norris

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!

Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"

by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012

Chuck Norris

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.

by Thunder Pig August 1, 2012