Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023
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"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024
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by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
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