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Twat

Don’t he bang Watts?”
“Man, fuck a twat!!!”
by high voltage August 9, 2019
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Cumbum Ginger Twat

A UK TikTok LIVE star named Luke Bennett who gets absolutely clowned on by everybody. He sits on the shitter waiting for people to donate gifts in the chat, and when they donate enough gifts he'll get someone from the chat to join the live. This person will proceed to ask him to act something out, usually along the lines of, "What would you do if you found famous footballer doing action in your room of the house?" Luke will mention how the question is a bit strange but he'll act it out anyway. When he gets up to do his performance, the guest on the live will scream the word "CUMBUM!" at him, and he will say "Right we will get you straight off you strange guy" and kick them off.
Person 1: "Some bloke got his arse out on Luke Bennett's live"
Person 2: "I bet the Cumbum Ginger Twat enjoyed that"
by hyehyehyahyahya November 15, 2023
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Twat flicker

God damn my boyfriend is such a twat flicker
by Fartknocker93 May 14, 2016
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twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.
that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker
by 74 meows June 4, 2015
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Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.
"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."
by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017
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ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*
by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018
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