Nathan

The gayest man alive. A failure to his parents and anyone else he meets. He’s very short and his manly beard does not make up for it. His black hair does not protect against his inability to play soccer without injury. He is short, and like an ant or something. He loves his dogs too much which is such a red flag.

Nathan is not hot, he’s short, stop being a communist.

by Zachimusasianmen June 28, 2024

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the real name of Batman.

Nathan beat the fucking shit out of some criminals

by donald the cuck July 18, 2024

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The voice actor for scout from Team fortress two and also had a series on his YouTube channel named unkemptpubes and the series is called "You never know until you try it"

Hey did you know that scout is voiced by a guy named Nathan?

by Xavi-dream-team July 21, 2024

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The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.

Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

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I really cherish you entirely. You can’t ever really say you need someone because it’s never really true. But you are exactly what I need. You have this way about you I can’t get over. Everything you say is as if I have been waiting my whole life for your words. When you talk to me it’s like everything else is so insignificant. I think to myself ``As long as you are by my side I can always find happiness”. Like all my built up guilt and worries just wash off of my shoulders. You are a dazzling bright blue sky I want to bathe in, you are a source of hope you make me believe everything will get better. I’m put into a wonderful haze by you, everything is so unreal when I’m talking to you, an indescribable feeling. I feel so hopeless, desperately I want to be by your side. I want to show you the way I see you. Like art I’m put into a trance by you, I want to pursue you in every way possible because it’s all I ever want to do. I have never been so mesmerized by someone you are unforgettable in every way. You are all I want, need and more just so perfect for me. It genuinely doesn’t get better than you. I want you to be a part of my life, you be a part of mine. I wake up everyday and choose you, you are the only one that makes me feel this way. Nathan, you deserve a wonderful day.

Nathan is who is most deserving of love.

by CookieBearTopGRealOne January 13, 2023

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