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Mad Cow

Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.
Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.
by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020
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Son of a cow

A Hindu person. This is not only because the cow is an incarnation of their lord Krishna but because it's their mother as it provides its nourishing milk and urine for free. The plural form of the "son of a cow" is Cow's children.
Canadian 1: Sorry look at that person! What is he doing?
Canadian 2: Sorry, he's a son of a cow, he's shitting on the street.
Canadian 1: Hahaha nice!
by Trumpanzee June 30, 2025
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stupid cow

noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil

oh yeah btw he really likes cars
me: I have a pic of you IRL

stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow
by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021
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chilly cow

When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.
"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"
by yourmumsafilthyrottenslag December 19, 2020
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spawn cow

A term recently coined for Battlefield 2. Squad Members constantly spawning at their squad leader. The squad leader reamins hidden while the rest of the squad go attack, die, then spawn on the leader then go attack again.
Theres a spawn cow behind our flag
by 027 September 16, 2005
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Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100
I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.
by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020
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miow miow pussy cow

by xdr5t3evq3q January 2, 2024
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