wanker

people that call me a wanker

kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker

by notreal110392 October 4, 2022

Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.

"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022

wanker

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

by noshush November 14, 2022

Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022

wankershmuck

When you are so fucking retarded people think you have have chromosomes instead of brain cells which are brother and sister.

"Bryan is such a fucking wankershmuck he told the girl i liked idgaf about her"
"Fuck that stupid bitch"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

wanker

somebody who slags chippys off

that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off

by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022