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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
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Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?
Hence the sayingDo you want to Willy Wonka”?
by sagdshgsdrterrrr June 24, 2021
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Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue
"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"
by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012
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willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.
I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
by Teratogen November 5, 2012
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C. Willy

the act of stopping atop a cliff or drop while skiing and having so much snow built up under your skies that you in turn, tip over the drop an slip down on your side.
"that is such a gnarly drop! Dont C. Willy it"
by call me maybe August 6, 2012
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