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weed

weed
man: weed.
woman: what?
man: w e e d.
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...
guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)
by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020
mugGet the weedmug.

share weed

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"
by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015
mugGet the share weedmug.

weed shot

its alot of smoke inhaled fastly
when you put your hand on your mouth in a circle shape the person right in front of you does the same then one person inhales ALOT of smoke,blows it trough the circles in the others mouth and the other person inhales it fastly and this is called a weed shot
by thedutchcat December 13, 2018
mugGet the weed shotmug.

weed

a drug you are to pour to get
by Beast_hehe February 14, 2021
mugGet the weedmug.

Weed Wackin'

1.Just cutting grass with a motorized tool; 2. Masturbating with excessive pubic hair
"Go Weed Wackin' when your weeds are wack"
by pumpkineater45 December 5, 2017
mugGet the Weed Wackin'mug.

Weed

"Yo my man, pass da Weed!
by TheAnonomouse March 4, 2015
mugGet the Weedmug.

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