When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....
Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!
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Get the Turkey toots mug.The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.
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Get the turkey muncher mug.Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 20, 2018
Get the Ground turkey in a salad mug.The term is use to describe people with 20 IQ and a range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication. The term is commonly use to describe Andrew Lin and Winson Dong because of their very low IQ and their autistic behaviors. They are also known for their toxic tennis and ping pong plays. Winson is most famously known for being very bad in league, every game he will run it down mid. Thank god that Raymond is doing his 200 IQ plays and carry Winson ,boosted ass 20 IQ ape that haven't gone through evolution, to victory. In addition Andrew is known for his cringy moms jokes and his small feet. Ladies you know what that means. Finally will Winson ever not throw a gutter in bowling.
"Hey DUde YoUR mOM iS gAY" said Andrew in a very autistic voice. "Well shut up you 20 IQ domesticated turkey." said Raymond in a very manly voice.
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