Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

Chris Lloyd

A subordinate of the church of Hennessy. Not worthy of her greatness and beauty. Struggles to count

He is such a "Chris Lloyd"

by 12345678MB September 1, 2019

chris harrison

A man with a very large penis

"Omg Becky! I slept with Jimmy last night and let me tell you...he is a total Chris Harrison" girth

by slimbo1976 August 15, 2016

chris brown

The lowest form of person known to family friends and others as the same

Damn do I look like a Chris brown ? I can even sneak up on a glass of water at nighttime to get a drink

by midevilpro May 14, 2015

Chris Conybeare

Honestly I don’t know where to start, Chris is the BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!! If you want someone to laugh with, open up to, or willing to try something new Chris is the man. He makes everything fun and has the cutest laugh ever. Every time he tells you he loves you it sends shivers down your spine and butterflies in your stomach. I can’t wait to tell him every day how much I love him, and how happier I am with him in my life and by my side. Just picturing him makes me grin from ear to ear, and knowing I’m going to be able to hug him in 5 days makes me feel warm inside. Stay away ladies because this Chris Conybeare is all mine :)

I told Chris Conybeare I loved him on FaceTime last night and when he said it back, I melted.

by admirer4youxox May 9, 2023

isabelle and chris

The most loveliest couple ever. They tell each other everything and they love each other so much

Damn! I want a relationship like Isabelle and Chris

by The MatchMaker 09 May 15, 2016

chris wilburn

Death it's self.

Bro, how could you be a Chris Wilburn?

by SearingGames September 27, 2017