January 13th

National make it official with your crush day. ☺️

Guy 1: dang man I really have a crush on this girl

Guys 2: bro it’s January 13th tell them

by baddieswolf.gang February 19, 2024

January 14

Give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day

Me: -Gives chocolate and the world to the person who was born on january 14-
Someone: Why are you giving the world and chocolate to someone for free?
Me: Because its the give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day.
The person who was born on January 14: THANK YOU SO MUCH<3333

by anonymous November 21, 2021

january 28th, 2014

the day spongebob becomes aluminum can

demarcussy: ITS COMING ! january 28th, 2014!
demarcus: fuck you

by demarcus1 August 4, 2023

january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

by hot girl asf December 31, 2021

No Will To Live January

The first month of a new year where Meletis finally ends it all. It is said that during that time meme groups, pages and chats mourn and post non depressing memes as a tribute to the ballsy fallen one.

"Oh boy it's No Will To Live January."
*Commits suicide*

by Oh I Hurt Me Knee December 31, 2018

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

January 23

This is one of the only days where you can ask your crush out and they can’t say no.

Hey wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend?

No

But it’s January 23

by Diarrheaeater9000 January 22, 2022