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Taylor Swift 

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
Taylor Swift by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025

Taylor Lee

Taylor Lee is a dumb Asian she’ll cry over the littlest thing and get mad everyday
Taylor Lee is a disgrace to the community.
Taylor Lee by Sruudgiydcjy May 11, 2025

Taylor Swift 

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕

Taylor-pendence Day 

Friday, May 30th 2025! The day Taylor Swift got her original music back! Happy Taylor-pendence Day!
“Hey! Do you know what day it is today?”

May 30th.”

“Exactly! It’s Taylor-pendence Day!”

Taylor Swift 

An exceptionally toothy blowjob
John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.
Taylor Swift by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

taylor swift 

mid blonde auntie who fell off... but still would lowk 👅💦
taylor swift fell off
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women
taylor swift by daddy bright October 5, 2025