The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
by J.Agnew November 06, 2017
1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
by The Desolate One April 18, 2008
A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.
by Malakas Takis January 18, 2006
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by Justyn October 14, 2004
A person who thinks they are awesome, and acts like they are the best/have the best tastes, even though they are way passed their prime. The name is relevant because they tend to 'Hi Five' after almost every positive event.
Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.
Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Similar to a Bro because of their tendencies to wear nothing but name brand clothing, and they're 'Party Life' attitude.
Made known by the Local H song 'Hi Fivin MF'
Mid 30's guy: "Dude, this concert is killer! WOO! FREE BIRD!"
other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"
*Slaps Skin*
20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."
other Mid 30's guy: "Fuck Yea! High Five!"
*Slaps Skin*
20-something bystander: "Jeez, what a couple of High Fiving Mother Fuckers..."
by BeckDylan612 September 10, 2009
Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"
by arf1980 August 27, 2008