by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
Get the pistachio surprisemug. When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
Get the Double Parking Lot Surprisemug. by Person Jerd September 11, 2016
Get the a jacking surprisemug. 1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
Get the Costco Surprisemug. A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022
Get the catholic surprisemug. The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus
by thegms June 5, 2024
Get the surprise kamikazimug. When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
Get the Morning surprisemug.