I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

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Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

by JDangle69 March 24, 2019

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sad boi shower

When you feel sad and don’t know what to do you sit at the bottom of your shower and just let the water run over you

I just took a sad Boi shower and now I feel a tad bit better.

by Killjoy_2019 October 8, 2019

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Stranded in the Shower Room

When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.

Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!

Randy: You know I always help my homies out!

by green_hoodies June 7, 2013

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washington white shower

After taking many vitamin E supplements, this is when you shower your girlfriend in cum causing her to cum rivers as well

Jack gave Caitlin a washington white shower as a present because she made him a bunch of sandwiches

by lolcrackforever March 23, 2016

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A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.

Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.

by Not tcope September 25, 2013

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