pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
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bella road

Used by students of North Vermilion as a place where students would flame, fuck, or fight
“Bro where are we gonna smoke?”

“Don’t worry dude we can go down Bella road
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Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.
I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.
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No hope road

A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.
by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023
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Shore road

The hardest hitter in the room. A shore road shags all around the place. Built like cbum and strong like Eddie Hall. A shore road also has a horse cock
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road moat

A driveway that surrounds a traffic island. traffic island may contain buildings. noun
I will use the road moat, to continue my trip on the other side, after I stop at the store.
by WordSpyder January 08, 2019
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Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba September 02, 2017
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