Put

When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.
Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"
by The Mad Machine June 04, 2017
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Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.
"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022
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put

an accidental typo for out.
mom: can you take the chicken put the freezer?
me: huh
by bungghole June 25, 2024
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Put

Poop or shit Or sitting and doing nothing
by Putter the Putter December 06, 2024
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put house

to offer up your house for a party or social gathering
Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.
by sugar momma pj March 07, 2024
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Put away the popcorn

Meaning there is not going to be a fight, argument or conflict - opposite to the expression "Get the popcorn" said by hopeful onlookers when watching a conflict develop between other people.
Put away the popcorn they settled the conflict.
by @#& April 20, 2023
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Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.
The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.
by glx October 31, 2011
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