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Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.
I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.
by kinigit May 11, 2017
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weeb porn

Anime porn. Also what weird kooks buy lots of.
man one: whoa that bloke had 250 TB of weeb porn on his computer
man two: IKR good job we braught the condoms
by cuntfuckanyyniggabitches January 16, 2018
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Porn blocker

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker
by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019
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election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day
"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."
by ezterbro December 19, 2022
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Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021
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produce porn

When you find the only dick you can get, is in the produce section, and you post it on YouTube.
Have you seen mr. Produces stash of produce porn he watches at work?
by Valcanictits August 1, 2016
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mice porn

by jdnridnsorhf April 30, 2020
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