DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

Hell pecker yea boy

Means like hell yes, yeehaw

Hell pecker yea boy that was so much fun!

by Lamarspencer54 July 16, 2022

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.

Kai Parker is so misunderstood he deserved better.

by tvdu stan July 31, 2022

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022

tom parker

horrible man that financially abused elvis presley

ew gross its tom parker

by qazellee August 28, 2022

butthole peeker

Where a strange man comes into your house peeks at your butthole to see if your clean/have wiped thoroughly.

I heard that Hudson Frensley got peeked by the butthole peeker, hopefully he won't peek me!

by olive oil12 September 11, 2022

SNEAKY PEAKERS

The best 6 a side team in the whole of the Silhillians Divsion! UTP

Have you heard of the mighty Sneaky Peakers, they’re much better than the crap cornies !

by H.Sgt October 24, 2022