Cow plow

When another women or girl is having sexual intercourse with your man
Hey , heard Steve cow plowed Stacy
by Juebene August 06, 2017
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Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
by Britt k May 02, 2008
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To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures
To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures
by HighlandCows August 04, 2021
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healthy cow

A woman who has plenty of milk to nurse her child.
She was a very healthy cow when her son was born and she even had some extra milk to help her friend, who had a daughter around the same time.
by ElephantEight August 10, 2023
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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022
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Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”
by Farik Hanson April 02, 2021
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feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
by Michael Smith December 15, 2017
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