skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

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super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

by Bill Gates May 6, 2003

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Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.

Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.

by Frenchtard March 22, 2024

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Cow

An animal that is usually black and white, eats grass, and is the main sorce for dairy products. Can also be used to define you.... You fat ass piece of shit...

Wow, that guy is a fucking cow

by UppishLake986 May 20, 2016

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Cow

Mooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o00oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 It is a

He mooooooooos and fucks up teh grocery store
Moooooooooo I’m fucking up the grocery store
Cow

by COWLOVER55 July 30, 2018

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A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

by srygrndma December 1, 2018

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