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Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.
"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"
by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023
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Noah

Noah. Noah is a tall boy who gets the girls. All Noah does is lean over poles and looks ay girls. NOAH IS HOT. he is very athletic and plays netball.
girl 1: what ya doing?
girl 2: looking at noah ugh hes so gorgeous
girl 1: oop sorry girl * runs over to Noah andkisses him*
by BB:) May 24, 2021
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Goofy Ahh Noah

Dirty kid who loves sex, loves being gay, loves ballsacks, and is racist as hell. They make racist jokes and say they aren’t racist.
Person 1: “Bro you are such a Goofy Ahh Noah.”
Person 2: “I don’t make racist jokes, the jokes i make are not racist!”
by therockisdaddy November 9, 2022
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Noah

Noah is no doubt one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He has a way of putting a smile on everyone's faces and has the most contagious laugh. He doesn't like attention. He is a chick magnet, he just doesn't see girls falling for him left and right. He gets good grades and is loved by so many people.
I love Noah

Noah is so funny

I wish I was dating Noah

I wish my boyfriend was more like Noah

Noah is so cool, he chugged a pint of beer at a party.

I need Noah in my life
by Hey13579 April 8, 2019
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Noah rico

This is just a chill guy who’s stays out the way and is losing his mind chasing the pape Noah Rico stays away from females because they’re too wicked he’s bound to be financially free legally or not
I really got do a Noah rico and get my Shi straight
by Arctic avenger November 24, 2024
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Noah

That Magic trick was so Noah.
by GreenNix April 22, 2025
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Noah

Nice but mostly annoying ass dude that everyone likes for some reason, nobody admits to his assholeness.
Guy one: Yoo Noah's so cool bro!
Guy two : Yeah!
Guy three: Wtf is wrong with you guys? The guy's horrible!
by your__pseudonym__ June 15, 2023
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