coalition of fat gay retards

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging

"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.

What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.

by knowman July 13, 2011

Sex nuts and retard strong

The sexual excitement of a mentally handicapped person.

What if a customer comes in and my jerkin off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth.

by Shadows24k April 27, 2011

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020

semi retard

one of echo7's wonders

by sir retardo July 22, 2003

my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009