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nathan

a short mexican who thinks he’s the shit at beerpong and drinks too much.
look at him.
oh my god he’s such a nathan
by gurlyforever2000 November 27, 2021
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Nathan

Nathan: Bing Bong
by Sorry? Mommy? November 29, 2021
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Nathan pantuso

Super hot, straight, sexy guy that is a great bowler and has a big penis and usually suffers from snow on the cap
by anonymous December 1, 2021
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kailee + nathan

kailee and nathan are absolutely meant to be. they are the perfect couple. some might even say “soulmates.”
look at those two love birds! how cute are they??”
“oh, that’s kailee + nathan.”
“that explains it!”
by STDFreeSince03 December 1, 2021
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Nathan+Kacian

A wonderful couple who'll live happily forever and love each other endlessly.
Nathan+Kacian is a Future couple loyalty is royalty
They love each other very much until death do us part.
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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Nathan

A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none
Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s givingprobably going to die alone.’”
by xggomxlxggo February 11, 2024
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Nathan

A Nathan is someone who is very hot, a short king, a master at mewing, and has a giant penis. This is one step above a sigma.
Person 1: “He’s such a Nathan”
Person 2: “I bet he makes up for those missing inches somewhere else
by Playhunter 195 February 12, 2024
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