Mouth St. Helens

The act of 6 or more men surrounding a female who is kneeling down between them. Each male takes a turn ejaculating in her mouth and she is not aloud to spit or swallow the ejaculation. When the last male ejaculates in the females mouth, she will lay on her back and the last male will spread apart his buttocks cheeks and sit his anus directly over her mouth. He then reaches both hands behind his back and slaps the females cheeks causing the ejaculate from the females mouth to shoot out into his anus.

If ever involved in a mouth st. helens I will attempt to ejaculate quickly.

by Gooch83 May 5, 2009

Small Mouth Disorder

A rare yet serious disorder which gives the victim the appearance of a small fish such as a bluegill. It also makes it impossible for the victim to digest foods other than M&M's or raisins. Also known as Bluegillitis.

I often wondered why Craig looked like such a bluegill until I found out he had Small Mouth Disorder, or Bluegillitis.

There is little hope for those with Small Mouth Disorder. Poor Craig, they may never find a cure.

by jajajajaja040404 October 25, 2009

large mouth bass

A girl who takes in The Penis and Balls in the Vagina is one Fail SWOOP

she swallowed me up like a "large mouth bass"

by Heather Ruhe June 19, 2008

Mouth Full of Pennies

when you go down on your girl...you know eat her up....its the taste of her va jay jay.... like a mouth full of pennies.
you know what im talkin about

n. I just got a mouth full of pennies

by TheMouth October 20, 2008

big mouth syndrome

A term referring to a syndrome held by an insecure and extremely emotional girl who keeps opening her mouth to try to solve her personal and relationship issues by talking about them at the wrong time and to the wrong people, even after her guy told her continuously that it was making these issues worse. She keeps doing it over and over despite the fact that drama keeps happening because of her gargantuan mouth flapping. Over time the syndrome gets worse and worse. It finally climaxes over a couple of weeks because of some really horrendous incidents caused by her jabberjawing. So the girl finally breaks down one day after betraying his trust yet again, and she signs up for therapy to try to work on her self-control issues and her listening skills. Although she hopes her guy will trust her once again and give her a chance to share their love and happiness together once more like they did when she was his bear (really misses that), she'll be okay either way. Even if the changes she has made don't bring him back to her, she will be a stronger and happier person in the end because she won't ever hurt anybody like that again. She will defeat the Big Mouth Syndrome.

Melissa knew she had the big mouth syndrome when she asked her boyfriend's friend for advice during a very panicky moment, even though she knew he would be pissed if he found out.

by Stupid lovesick girl February 24, 2010

i call the mouth!

This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He

cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"

Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***

by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017

Living ass to mouth

When you're so poor, you have to eat your own shit to survive.

I just got out of prison and no one will hire me, guess I'm living ass to mouth for a while .

by TheBankDick March 18, 2020