michael jovanovski

bruh he is so fucking fat and has a clapped trim bro look at him, he thinks he is good at football when in reality he just fingers his ass in the defense and does nothing

bro have you seen michael jovanovski? i dont want to be within a 10 metre radius of his massive belly

by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs June 21, 2022

michael hall

There is not much of a man because 90% of him is his huge cock.

I'm afraid he has the "Michael Hall" condition, doctor. His cock is just too big.

by Truthsquared 719 August 14, 2017

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a kind hearted child adult , as an child he never got to do anything fun , he’s father abused him , but years later he was apart of the Jackson 5 , then was a solo artist and he got claimed for sexual abuse but in 2005 he was innocent 6/13/05

Hey! U like Michael Jackson
yea! He’s so cool

by Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiii August 11, 2020

Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.

John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.

by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018

Michael Bishop

A guy that will leave u over because of his sour attitude.If u dump him he will never forgive u and be pissed at u forever. He also a dumb, ugly, and stupid person. Also he don't stop talking about his ex. He also cries to u if u dump him, overall he is a no good loser

I hop I never find a Michael Bishop in my life.

by The master definer May 27, 2016

jeffrey michael

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!

I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.

by Smileychica January 11, 2017

Mount Michael

Ppl who want to have sex for a whole week can board here and have some fun

I fucked a dude in his dorm last night, I gave him the Mount Michael special

by Fagg233333333 October 7, 2019