Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3

Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3

by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022

Maxxing

Being an absolute trashcan or being completely inept and completing the Vault of Glass raid

I cannot believe that Xur is maxxing today

by gubuh February 7, 2025

MAX

Max is a funny kind person that you should keep forever.he has a big heart for everyone.This guy loves Alliyah and will always have her heart.on her 13th birthday he will ask her out.

Guy:yo why you so happy
Max:I met this girl called Aaliyah

Guy:lucky you
Max: I know

by Liverpool_funny March 5, 2020

Max Gooblidops

What you call Unc when he Twerks on his Gadgets and Gizmos

Hey man what's your uncle doing?
He's twerking on his gadgets and gizmos
Aw hes such a Max Gooblidops

by Rogue1123 April 12, 2024

Max Cahill

Goes by the name max but his real name is James. Every day for assembly he fucking gets first first first first and first for swimming. Used to be the fastest but was beaten by a black guy. Freckles. A meh to be around but could be interesting? I guess? Kinda honest who really knows I'm not his friend but to me he seems reserved and has alot of voice cracks. mY cHiLd.

Max Cahill is an extremely white Male

by RIPincaClassO2019 May 2, 2019

River/Max

River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333

This is the meaning of River/Max

by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021

Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020