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mark vandover

My pookie wookie snookums. Very wild and has prominent black pubic hair.
Mark VanDover is wild
by Dhaka. S January 2, 2024
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mark

Mark sucks at fortnjre
by Aidenlopez1928 November 20, 2023
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Octavia Loreno Spencer Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is A Mark Indelicato Who Will GEt Killed Vicariously Through Rorshachs Derived From Pornography Masters Like Octavia Loreno Spencer
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Mark

Most intelligent, masculant, and handsome of the male species. A dashing ladies man with a rugged virile allure that leaves women soaking in their seats.
Mark's penis is sweet and savory like sauce drenched barbecued ribs
by berthathegreatest November 23, 2021
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MARK LESTER

Cute and fluffy, dimunyu, responsible kuno, witty, marupok.
That guy is so Mark Lester. HAHAHAHHAHA
by MamamooGoddess November 24, 2021
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Mark

Mark? He's got that charm that could sell ice to Eskimos, but don't let that fool you. He's all about playing the game for himself. Behind that smile is a guy who wouldn't think twice about throwing you under the bus for a quick win. He's the type who'll talk smack about you the moment your back is turned, and if you've ever spilled your guts to him, well, you might as well have handed him the playbook to your downfall.

He's got this image thing down pat, living it up with flashy cars and VIP nights out. But it's not about the good times; it's all for show, to feed his ego with your wows. And if you end up hitched to a guy like him? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster that's all thrills and no fun. He's only after those who've got their act together, just to get a kick out of watching them fall for his act.

Mark's nice as pie when you're useful to him, but once you're not? You're just another rung on his ladder, and he'll keep you hanging with sweet nothings until he's squeezed you dry. Don't get caught up in his glossy facade; it's bullshit. And don't even think about trying to one-up him in the victim game—he's the king of that hill.

Oh, and the guy's got a nose for the high life, literally. Cocaine's his designer drug of choice because, you know, even his vices need to be top-shelf. But seriously, keep your distance. Stick around too long, and you'll end up just as jaded, playing right into his hands, and that's a game where he's always got the home-field advantage.
“I got played by a Mark. I’m a lawyer! How could I be so stupid?”
by Intense Rug June 6, 2024
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Scroteation Marks

When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.
"Andy said he had a 9 inch dick."

"You gotta put that shit in scroteation marks."
by penisshakes May 28, 2020
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