May 25

Nation send a 30 second fingering video day

Woohoooo it’s may 25

by User7272628 May 23, 2022

May 18th

national queen vanessa day!!!!

you heard me
on this day you celebrate queen vanessa from a hat in time no questions asked

oh my god its may 18th we gotta go to the manor get on your fucking scooter

by birbe lmao December 20, 2020

May 11th

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

May 11

ur a bad bitch if u were born on May 11th
i can speak from personal experiences
oh btw ur a taurus

my birthday is May 11th so i am a bad bitch

by TastyAsh April 7, 2022

May 9

This is the day that the sweetest kid is born on. They are very sweet and kind and funny. Not to mention they are very cute. Their smile makes you so happy and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

May 9 is a very special day

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

23 May

the ''f*ck your girfriend'' day

hey, it s 23 may!
and?
let s fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

by funckypuncky May 21, 2022

Ella-may

A slutty person who has probably slept with more boys than your mom super good at blowjobs but also a good friend she would beat the crap out of any Lil slag but always has time for family

Jessie- ur done bruv ELLA-may after you big man ting

by Rudeboyjack277 December 5, 2019