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spark-o-matic

Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store

In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
"Did you see Johns piece of shit radio he bought at Walmart?,that fucking thing is Spark-O-Matic"
by Dumpster Dave Dudemiester September 21, 2013
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majic stick

that man has a majic stick. i have to fuck again
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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magiv

mispelt word magic
only known to cool people
can only SAY if you're cool enough
to know if you're cool enough
you will know what F2 and /or Geeksquad means

note: must have cool powers from within
сняιѕтιαη  .м; says (10:20 PM):
LOL.
Wanna see a magic trick?
- michelly     (: says (10:20 PM):
i do not know of this word
magic
only
magiv
LOL
    сняιѕтιαη  .м; says (10:21 PM):
LOL.
AMEN!
MAGIC DOES NOT EXIST.
ONLY MAGIV.
- michelly     (: says (10:22 PM):
LOL
YESIIIR !
by chellers'' February 21, 2009
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Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
by Brett Herron November 9, 2008
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manic panic

A store that sells stuff like Hot Topic but isn't as bad. It was formed by the two sisters who were members of Blondie.

They sell their own hair dye.
by AutisticPsycho December 22, 2004
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magik

A take on the word "magic" to signify real magic.
Wiccans sometimes use magik.
by Allora December 2, 2003
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majic stick

"magic" stick, as spelled by a moron.

See urbtards.
Gee, if I hadnt quet skool in the fifth grade to be a crak deelr, maybe I cood spell magic stick gooder.
by Richard Munch December 7, 2004
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