You: Mom, can I get a new video game? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new football? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new pair of socks? Mom: Wait wha?... What do you think I am? Made of money?
You: But isn't that what mom stands for?
Made
Of
Money
She’s a jerk. If you ever meet her you’ll regret it. She’s an attention seeker and she’s never in the wrong. She beaks apart friend groups. If you ever meet a Maddie AB turn the opposite direction.