When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.
Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet
by NotASigmaLesbian December 31, 2022
A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
by Delagodo January 9, 2012
by MrMrSoStoned March 2, 2010
My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!
by Kelly February 23, 2005
The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.
by Michael LeSuer May 7, 2007
A lesbian, but one of the ugly ones with hair that makes them look like a dude that is typically died pink or blue.
by Russhater69420 January 24, 2020
by Korea February 16, 2005