jizz injector

a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.

hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy

by jerbmx420 January 20, 2011

Jizz Wizz

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.

Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.

by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011

jizzard

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.

Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!

by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 27, 2003

jizzard

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.

"My friend Cory is a jizzard."

by Lenniz August 24, 2006

jizz

jizz is what comes out of our penis while having an erection

JIZZ IN A CAN!!!

by whale fucker March 19, 2009

jizz bin

a jizz bin is what new zealanders call a small collection of jazz musicians playing in unison at a venue

"check out the jizz bin playing over at moes"
"i play in a jizz bin eh"

by tropt July 5, 2006

big jizz

a girl who gets drunk by herself when her friends are sober and does stupid things.

big jizz hooked up with that older guy last night while the rest of us watched and laughed.

by baberyyy January 23, 2009