Whip it out and put it on her forehead

A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.

Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."

by King Magnus III December 26, 2010

getting his/her guts pushed in

Refers to being sodomized.

Konrad is getting his/her guts pushed in on his first day at prison. Happy birthday, Konrad.

by Matt999 January 5, 2009

madam palm and her five sisters

having a wank

the wife had gone out so i slipped my cock into madam palm and her five sisters

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003

i hardly know her

a saying karl jacobs uses.

whenever something ends with “her” and you wanna make someone laugh say “*word*? i hardly know her”

“bleacher? i hardly know her”

by cumsob10 May 11, 2022

Poke her a new one

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.

Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

What's her cunt/his nuts?

Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"

What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

and then I saw her teeth

When all of a sudden a girl says something that makes you immediately stop being attracted to her. To make matters worse then you realise what horrible teeth she has.

She said she likes rollerskating and then I saw her teeth.

by castanet July 8, 2011