SIMP GOD

the god of all simps he will simp for simps

i am the SIMP GOD please respect me

by Ȝ October 25, 2020

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god plz no

when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power

power: 2%

you: god plz no no nooooo

you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken

god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

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God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

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soup god

soup god is a president and a god

“oh shit theres soup god”
“nice”

by Leafymtoive April 28, 2021

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Xayah Godding

Playing xayah like Barry Badden (The Xayah King)

What are you playing?
I'm Xayah Godding

by RazvanS123352123443647332 August 27, 2022

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NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?

"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."

by Gogglist April 13, 2022

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