The Mod God

The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.

The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.

In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.

To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.

Hey dude, did you see the Mod God’s latest cloud?

by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023

God dog it

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say

God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it

by Kaylee lots April 1, 2023

god.8letter

a menace to society. never misses and is definitely an alpha 🤷🏽 ♀️

omg is that god.8letter⁉️

it is that’s the guy who never misses!

by ur moms piss June 30, 2021

Ruler God

The god of rulers, will measure anything of any size besides human's unmentionables.

"Who is the most powerful god of them all?"

"Most likely the Ruler God tbh"

by Xercicus June 23, 2018

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.

A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.

by SilentSong September 28, 2019

rose god

A person named Rose who has godlike power. She has the power of travoulrness and some lavage power too. However even if they are a god they dont compare to michaels god powers. They are 3rd place for godpower and are still pretty strong. They also like their awkaward corner and stay in it 82/78.

That person is such a Rose god they have so much power.

by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ December 14, 2016